Ever noticed how my titles never relate to my threads? Yeah. Well, I've decided that I like my little "Cooking Time With Ariana" threads, so VIOLA! Here's another one <><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 'Scuse 'Mey. Gotsta get all of my shit. THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREA— Wait... Why isn't my bread sliced... Fine... I'll just slice my own bread. Bread; Sliced. Like... Like a secretary. Yes. That's it... Secretariation e.e Back up, Holmes, I got... I got... I got a knife! I'll mess you up! Like... Like butter! I'm keeping you on your toes now! Turn your phone upside down to get a taste of that meat. Mmm Mm. Anywho, put the meat on your bread. 0.0 Your hot, thin, kinky sliced... Bread. That, ladies and gentlemen, is Miracle Whip. Not only is it great for rubbing all over your body when you have sexual needs, but it's also great for sandwiches! LOPSIDED MAYO BOOBIES! What's a sandwich without a little bit of lettuce? A sandwich without lettuce... e.e Yes, I know this once-naked sandwich is now coated with lettuce, and it is highly sexy, but please, don't touch the food if by looking at all of these products has forced you to insert your hand in your pants. From here on out, it's smoooooth sailin'. Insert the sandwich in your mouth and bite. Bite it... Bite it hard... Why don't you have a little semi-eyegasm. This is my sandwiches good side... -------------------------------------------- ... Guess where I stuck my cucumber... Giggidy.
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. Turkey i upside down ,_, First! ƈΘƈΘᎯ~ƈΘΘκίε
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. Is a signature necessary? Your not famous /:
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. I got tons of those and I make em Asian-style!
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. By the time you told me to pull my hands out of my pants it was too late... Damn. jk
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. It's ok Blockey... The lettuce always gets to you..
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. How'd you know it was the lettuce I was able to withhold the urge... At least until the lettuce came out. Than i just couldn't help myself
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. your sexy sandwich made almost gave me a mouthgasm
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. Lol so much that I didn't even make sense there.
Re: Now? You're just somebody that I used to know. So **** off. It's fine Blockey! Just let that cookie crumble!! ---------------------- I would like to thank Roy and Qin for using that saying in their Fan Fiction story, Under The Covers, which is pretty awesome