Two threads in one night. Dear me, report me to the po-po. ._. *cough* My eyes. My left eye can't see well. ._. considering the fact I have to scrutinise to see the lettering five inches away from me, that's pretty pathetic. And you know what's pathetic? Wearing fake glasses and having people criticise you. ,_, I have no idea what's wrong with my left eye whatsoever, and if the eye doctor's going to have to scrape something off my cornea of whatever, I'll take glasses over eye surgery. ._. I can't handle the pain... ,_, "Chloe, why did you bring this up?" Oh, no reason... I was going to skip to the part where I was going to introduce you to my pet alpa— UNTIL YOU SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME OF COURSE. * mauls at face * This is why I don't have friends. .-. I still talk to myself. ._. that's not even entertaining anymore. Another reason why I might be quitting rant making. And just to make sure you'r reading, say 'llama' so I know you're not going to post something idiotic like 'I like trains'. Kami, failure stings my eyes. * tear ducts cry blood * Besides the depressing talk of eyes and how ghastly they are when you sever them from your head, how are you on this fine day? I'm very well. I JUST FUCKING DELETED MY OLD POKÉMON SOUL SILVER FILE WITH LVL 100 NON HACKED POKÉMON AND IT CAME BACK TO ME. ,_, Bitch, that's why I bring dem balls to dee yard— ._. Well. I AM one hell of a trainer, if I do say so myself. *teehee* and you know why? Because I use rare candies for my Mudkip instead of torturing myself with leveling it up. ,_, And no. My mudkip is perfectly fine. It loves me. It loves me. It loves me. It loves me. It loves me. "Chloe, please don't delude yourself into believing your Mudkip loves you." ... I thought we had something special together, nameless mudkip who I shall now call Steve. ,_, I just can't believe it. It's been years since I've discovered pokémon. My grandpa had a Gameboy Advance and I had the joy of experiencing Pokémon in Chinese. *cringe* I chose Torchic and suffered hell after upgrading it to LVL 17 and yet I had Roxanne beat me over and over again. Don't ask me why I didn't choose Mudkip. I dared to utter these non holy offensive words to the entire pokéfandom. "EW, THAT'S THE UGLIEST FISH I'VE EVER SEEN." And that's why, my dear, my mudkip is avoiding me as we speak. ... ,_, Y'know, I think I'll just settle with Totodile— What I meant was— OH GOD WHY. ---- There. Enjoy it while it lasts. *rolls away*