Roleplays. This is important, PEOPLE OF FF.

I've had enough.


Everyday, a new RP is born.


Bitch, please. Tell me.

CAN YOU EVEN KEEP TRACK OF THEM? No.

And seeing as though you ignore all of our polite requests, I'm going to simply make a thread about it.

I've had enough of all these fucking RPs. I don't need comments asking me, 'CRYCRY WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THEM' or new threads made saying 'PETITION TO MAKE PEOPLE LOVE RPs/ CREATE RO FORUM'

Not only is that idiotic, it will prove to me that humanity has reached the limit of stupidity. If possible, surpassed it, even.

I want you to sit your ass down and listen.

Some of these pitiful RPs, with no constructive plot at all, is classified as spam.

Topics such as,

'You're a unicorn!'
'You're a baker!'
'You're a fictional cartoon character!'
'You're Edward Cullen!'
'You're a fucking fairy that sparkles in the sun!'
'You're a God forsaken pony named RainbowDash and you can't fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give about this shitty RP!'

Guess what.

I like MLP, but once you take it too far as to make two innocent characters makeout against a counter, it's disturbing.

Not only that, when you make a RP related to communism, please think it THROUGH BEFORE YOU FUCKING OFFEND AN ENTIRE DAMN COUNTRY.

I hate it when you people get ahead of yourselves and go,

"OH, I'M TOO MUCH OF A FUCK TO MAKE A STORY SO I'M GOING TO MAKE AN RP AND SPAM FF AND SAY YOU'RE RUDE TO ANYBODY WHO TELLS ME I'M SPAMMING'

'I'M TOO LAZY TO DO RESEARCH ON POLITICS SO I'LL MAKE A THREAD AND INSULT YOUR COUNTRY'

:3

I dealt with your jackshit.

Now? I've had enough.

There's a limit for everything you do.

And that limit?

I expect only 10 RPs to keep running. I do not want COUNTLESS SHITTY RPS THAT DIE A WEEK LATER CLOGGING UP FANFICTION.

And with that said, make a fucking poll before I take things into my own hands and farm everybody who makes a not needed RP.

* walks away *

 

You don't own FF, Rhyan.


I've been here for a long time. Months. I'm a regular.


You? You just came here a few weeks back and declared war on the majority of FF.

Do you think they'll respect you or me? :3

The answer's pretty obvious. Not because I'm a regular, because I'm not an egotistical kid who thinks being in an infamous club will earn him popularity in FF. :3

 

Maybe, Sam. Maybe.

 

I'm not a god. Fkekekfoo. o.o

 

That's egotistical. No. ._.


Goodnight, you can spam and hate all you want.