This is like, my second thread in a two weeks! Yeah! I remember when I used to make like one every two days... But then my interest of making threads died... Whoops. It's not my fault! PimD is becoming an inactive piece of hell. And the people in it, such as myself, aren't helping. Forums are downright getting annoying, so what's the use. By the way, anyone else here absolutely sick of the "Whoa?" and "I like trains" crap? I know, I know. One of you morons are going to have to post, but it's fine. We know who you are. Lulz. -- Now! Time for you all to be wow'd by my cooking. -- So, at the moment, it is 4:38 AM. And, I has the munchies. So! My last resort... "Cut my lifeinto pieces; This is my last resort! Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding!" Um... No. :3 But we'll definitely consider that Plan B. Ꮎ_Ꮎ Anyway, my resolution... -Step By Step Procedure That Goes On In My Mind- Popcorn! Kettle Corn; Kettle Corn! Now... How do I get this damned thing open... e.e Scissors? ... No... Knife? ... No... Meat Cleaver? MEAT CLEAVER! <3 Let's do this!! Popcorn: Inserted. Like a boss. Or the boss's cat... Potato... Pizza... Brock-Uh-Lee... Soup... Where's the damn kettle corn button?! I SEE NO KETTLE CORN BUTTON!! WHY THE NO HAVE KETTLE C— Oh. Button: Pressed. Also like a boss. Wait... A minute and thirty seconds just for some popcorn? ARE THEY INSANE?! ;~; What has our world come to...? It's ok. I can make it through this.. Oh! Thirty seconds down, still truckin'. I got this! I JUST WANT MY POPCORN!! Why you no give me my popcorn? I want popcorn now! Now I tell you! Now! GIVE ME MY DAMNED POPCORN! Kettle Corn :3 Must. Stop. Button. Damn. Beeping. Noise. Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn! <3 Pop... Pop Pop... Poppidy Pop Pop.. Pop Poppidy Pop... Poppidy Pop... Pop Poppidy.. Bowl? Bowl? Bowl! Kettle Corn... It's about damn time. e.e -Reaches foot up an proceeds to kick microwave, resulting in falling backwards and spilling everybody of popcorn I just waisted my life making- -- Tah-Dah!
No, the real question is, who's going to volunteer to make me some popcorn since I spilled all of mine? I'll post a picture of my ass. Brb.