A personal assistant that would like to help me succeed as king. You will be required to help me make money, troll, and of course performance enhance. Taking all applications on my wall. Your king.
Casper that was quite the resume you have there. I had no idea you use to be fight angry pirates. It would be an honor to have you has my personal assistant.
Haha oh boy the kingdom will begin performance enhancing here soon I'd advise you to take your hot lunches and leave before my lord and my "crazy bitch " get here
The stalls in the royal library need cleaning king sammich. Please have the honey badger delegate work assignments and shifts
I just spoke with that devilish badger and she said she would be here any moment to begin the delegation.