ᎦᎢᎤᎡᎩᎢᎥМᎧ(might be a wee-bit random) 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Match_In_The_Gas_Tank_BOOM22, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. I haven't had story thread in a while. Feel free to write random things. Be as random as can be. Make people think you are CRAZY. You don't even have to put a story.  be creative.
    Now I shall begin with the usual beginning:
    Once upon a time (lame I know.. let's switch it up.) scratch that off with a badger claw. 
    Chinchawatabooboo (a random place). There once was a blue polka dotted horse named lapookapooiechoo, he was really tall. So tall, he was said to be taller than a giraffe. He made all the giraffes jealous. (Not so big and bad now giraffes!!! Anywho, back to my story.) Lapookapooiechoo met an elphant, the elephant had tiger stripes. While approaching this interesting elphant, lapookapooiechoo notice the elphant on the ground doing the army crawl. Lapookapooiechoo asked the elephant "what are you doing?!" the elephant said "I'm hunting for purple penguins." lapookapooiechoo replied "so you like peguins, how do you hunt them?" ......."when you have a trunk it's practically a weapon, shoot them!!" the elephant grinned. Lapookapooiechoo didn't agree with the elephant peguins are just too darn cute! Lapookapooiechoo gave the elephant his best mean mugging look and whipped him with his tail. Lapookapooiechoo won the fight until............ the elphant got up off the ground. Trunks and tails a swinging! All the sudden a purple peguin showed up. "No you don't elephant!" POW! Horseshoe to the trunk! Lapookapooiechoo hurt his hoove from such a hard kick. The penguin was saved by lapookapooiechoo and was so great full that it peed on lapookapooiechoo's foot. Lapookapooiechoo thought it was an insult. Stomp! Darn penguin.. Then realized... Those peguins were "special" the pee had healing powers! "uh oh", said lapookapooiechoo. "I'm outta here, before the peguins find out!" too late. They were there. They were watching they were furious!

    Tune in later for the sequel "Revenge of the Purple Penguins" idk random. Probably a waste of some time hope at least some people enjoyed this messed up story! 

    Now it's everyone's turn to write random things.  I can't wait!
     
  2. Wooohooooo I win
     
  3. Lol, I don't believe we've met, I'm Star  ever since I became silences I spend my time on forums becoming the first poster on everything 
     
  4. Hello  I'm Samantha, Sam, Match idk. Nice to meet you. 
     
  5. Nice to meet you two ma'am 
     
  6. Random random random..... Donkey faced bird with flames coming outta the mouth wing lmao
     
  7. Your one random girl…
     
  8. Lmao sam
     
  9. That I am I love being so random. I'm sober btw.... And just naturally crazy
     
  10. I'm random, a couple of years ago in school I went through the whole year pretending that I was a banana from outa space lol 
     
  11. Omg! Love it!!!!!! You are awesome! 
     
  12. Oh, well thank you, I gotta go say hello to the sleepy elfs now, good bye 
     
  13. Um just asking a professional at being random, is it weird if I find some girls in cartoons hot?
     
  14. Very weird and a banana 