One day a pear was walking through the woods when he heard a noise. Sam started running but tripped over a vine.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You guys make the rest
Then a cannibal clan comes and tackles Sam biting her hand when Ben comes and kills the cannibal with his knives
The pear is fire proof then a random streaker comes through Streaker: BIRTHDAY SUITS LOOK GREAT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!