Yes, hello my good man. If you opened this thread, you may have wanted to learn how to be a better troll. Well, here you go. Yes, I know, not original. Someone else may have also seen this but this made my day. Toodles. Also, it's April Fools Day do I'm can just say I got caught in the heat of the moment._.
Dear diary, A young man wanted to make an instructable on how to be a better troll. Why would anyone want to be such a hideous creature. Living under those old creaky bridges. Look at our society today, everyone wants to e a loser under a bridge. Plastic surgery and such will make you look like the hideous fairy tale creature. I guess no one seemed to get the moral of the stories. Now I will go Drink some frozen goat blood and release my intestinal activities simultaneously.
Hey, well, ya know, you gotta do what you gotta do man. You could set up a pay toll and earn a killing. You gonna hate on easy money?