BETA STORIESpost here

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Tim_Pwnstar_Tebow (01), Mar 30, 2012.

  1. >be freshman in highschool. >hot 8/10 goth chick flirts with me in math class every day. >never do anything. >last day of school. >both transferring schools the next year. >leaving math class. >girls ask if she can have a kiss goodbye. >say sorry no and walk away. >never see her again. still haunts me to this day coz she is one nice lady
     
    #1 *Tim_Pwnstar_Tebow (01), Mar 30, 2012
  2. WHAT?

    Ahem.


    WHY, ME NO UNDERSTAND, WHAT YOU SAYING?
     
    #2 Goldialocks, Mar 30, 2012
  3. I don't understand either....
     
    #3 *-Cookie-MoNsTeR- (01), Mar 30, 2012
  4. Oh, wait. I got a third grader to translate this for me and he says that OP is both bragging and complaining at the same time. .-.


    Can somebody bring me the suicide mallet? D:
     
    #4 Goldialocks, Mar 30, 2012
  5. @OP LOL I really doubt all you are bragging about is true
     
    #5 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  6. Except the part where he says goth chicks are hot.
     
    #6 Goldialocks, Mar 30, 2012
  7. Lol! Depends ;P
     
    #7 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  8. You goth?
     
    #8 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  9. Nah. Just a fake glasses wearing bibliphile who writes angsty poems.
     
    #9 Goldialocks, Mar 30, 2012
  10. Oh ok
    I don't think goth chicks look hot :p
     
    #10 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  11. nah i aint bragging its a BETA story u could say a part of my life when i was a failure.  another example is this. >driving my car at night > see greenlight >step on the gas as hard as i can >green light turns to orange light > i break. im BETA As fuck i aint alpha enough to drive through an orange light
     
    #11 *Tim_Pwnstar_Tebow (01), Mar 30, 2012
  12. Wth is "BETA" and wth is "ALPHA"?
     
    #12 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  13. .-. No hablo el beta.


    In English: Da ****?

    .-.
     
    #13 Buddy100and1, Mar 30, 2012
  14. Oh God.... Another ***********....
     
    #14 Goldialocks, Mar 30, 2012
  15. What an orange light? Where you you live that there is orange lights? Green, yellow and red!
     
    #15 KellyLynn412, Mar 30, 2012
  16. Beta is the second letter of the Greek alphabet.
    Alpha is the first
    "i aint alpha enough"
    And
    "I'm beta as fuck"

    Must mean beta stories are... Stories that weren't successful enough?
     
    #16 shan, Mar 30, 2012
  17. And when it turns to orange you ARE supposed to slow down and break, not acelerate -.-
     
    #17 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
  18. Stories that were second best? Things could have been better?
     
    #18 shan, Mar 30, 2012
  19. Shanans definition makes sense :p
     
    #19 *Naitzyrk (01), Mar 30, 2012
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