dododo do do, do do do dooooo Oh, hello, it appears you've stumbled into my imagination! Hop into one of the segways, grab a sword, and follow me. You see, my imagination is an ever growing hell. The cities are usually destroyed by a giant pencil, or a pony eats it or something, so life is hard to maintain here. I have assembled an army of kittens with lasers to help, but I need you and your trusty Segway and sword to assist me in fighting the greatest monster of mind... Giant me. It was a dream, long story short, he makes the monsters. The only way to beat him is to put mustard in his eye, so what do ya say? Help me out? Reply options: -yes -boy howdy -Kay
With The kitten army by our side, putting that mustard into giant me's eye will be simple. Reply options: -Mmkay -let's get some taco bell -can I borrow a dollar?
So, now you're chillin in the taco bell, when a dinosaur shows up and orders a taco. He is obviously evil! What do you do?: -Mmkay (continue eating) -*send the kittens* -*kill it with fire*
You continue to eat your nasty ass taco. The dinosaur soon leaves and gets hit by a truck. What luck! What to do... -to the real mission! -*belch* -take revenge on the truck for killing the dinosaur!
We get into our hovervan filled with candy. As we go around a mountain, a dragon approaches Reply options: -"this guy seems legit" -"shoot him, cause I can" -"that dragon needs a hug!"
You hop out of the van and hug that dragons face. He smiled and then you guys were best friends forever! Reply options: -"k, love you dragon." -"follow us dragon!" -"you are now my ride, mmkay dragon?"
You ride on your new dragon next to the van, when the van crashes to the ground. The kittens and I are fine, but... HOLY SHIT, ZOMBIES! Reply options: -"let's kick some ass, dragon!" -"stay here dragon! I got this! *puts on sunglasses*"