Last night I saw Britney Spears at a Circus. "Give me everything tonight!" I pleaded. "If you seek Amy," she replied with a wink. So we went back to her place at 5 O'Clock in the morning but I became unwell until 9 in the afternoon. By then she treated me like I was toxic. She pushed me out the door with an umbrella saying, "It will rain." I'm coming home when suddenly my telephone starts ringing. It was a wake up call from my wife that I was needed at home. I rushed home to rock that body, but all I found was nothing. A minute later she walks in the room with a red solo cup, which I assume is filled with some type of alcohol. Her anger exploded in a rage; dynamite. I told her I was "bound to break your heart", because I was born that way, baby. "Follow me," she tells me. So I followed her into the bedroom where this love was to end. With the lips of an angel she coaxed me one step closer. Then she handcuffed me to a post and did the pretty girl rock right in front of me. "I hope this gives you hell," she announced. Then as she walked away I yelled, "Please don't go!" But It was too late. I was riding solo, but That's what you get.
Lol. I had a half hr to kill and I was bored so I made this . Figured I may as well post it here. Glad it was liked.