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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Qinny, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. Needed: person between the ages 1-100. Must know how to narwhal.
    Know how to argue (debate).
    Must not be from California.
    Must be willing to share a platonic friendship.
    Must know at least one OneRepublic song.
    Must not be a creeper or desperate.

    Roy, I'm doing this for you. You need a friend, so I'm gonna be an ass hole :$.
    **Note: this thread has no purpose, and please do not respond.

    That is all.
     
  2. .-. I fit all categories except the age. Im only .9 .
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    Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Poor Roy. 
     
  4. I fit all categories except for the "you just meet all requirements" one.
     
  5. *Please note any and all applications will be rejected.
     
  6. He's seeking love, pay no mind to him.
    :3
     
  7. I fit all of em except the last one... Must not be a creeper 