God. I had to write, a damn movie review for Twilight, Breaking Dawn. I wasted a productive hour. Whilst everybody was having a nostalgic overflow from having too much Harry Potter in their bloodstream, I decided to choose an overrated movie and give myself a dose of Edward Cullen. And guess what? I gagged. Wasted sixty minutes of my life I will never have back, all in the name of standing out and making a bad review for a horrible movie (in my opinion). Want to see?! HERE. And just so you know, Mr. Pale Stud That Sparkles In The Sun wasn't on the agenda. No. I had to deal with Mr. Takes Off His Shirt And Does Nothing Worthwhile. Guess who's who! If you can, I'd give a hard slap on the back. I'm just seething in rage. Turns out, I did the planning out sheet and put Twilight in there for fun, then my teacher announces that it's permanent. No more choosing. So here I am, stuck with THAT, and I'm pretty sure the education enthusiast will tell me to re-do it in a less sarcastic way. NO. I WILL NOT, I SAY, NOT, WRITE A WORSHIPPY REVIEW FOR TWILIGHT. NO. JUST NO. -----
.-. Twillight is creepy and stupid. .-. "oh. Did you say they are chasing us? I heard take my shirt off and hug you." "we both love you Bella. Depression turns us on." ._.
Lol. I feel bad 4 u. Twilight is just a sappy romance movie that is about depressed teenagers that obviously have problems. I meant face it: edward thinks he is a vampire when he is obviously a fairy, jacob is a dog who thinks taking your shirt of every 5 minutes is cool, and bella is an expressionless depressed girl who can't decide between a fairy and a dog. ~there, i think i've made my point.
Have to give the author props. Genius idea to play into the hearts of teenage, and sadly, even some adults. Totally lame story, but all those girls definitely paid the author more than she deserved.
Ahem. Matthuot? >.> anyway, I was going to add a part about Bella's infidelity and Jacob's weird half-nudist habit. .-. But... I don't want to redo it if the teacher vetos it. ;n;
The movie UP told a better love story without words in 10 minutes than the whole twilight saga. WHERE IS BLADE WHEN YOU NEED HIM