1) Nobody can open their mouths all the way and stick their tongues out past their lips. 2) 90% of you reading this just tried that. 3) 100% of you found out it was false. 5) A majority of you just laughed (i.e. 50%) 6) Most of those people missed that I skipped the number 4. 6) Most of them just went back to check. 7) Most of them missed that I also skipped the number 2. 8) Got you again. 9) But did you catch me repeating 6? 10) You didn't want to look, did you?
You've seen everything before Buddy so shush Except for maybe a winged leprechaun eating bacon riding on the back of an orange dolphin into the sunrise but you've probably seen that too
that's me, Crazy McAnnoyingpants then tell me oh great and powerful Buddy, where am I going Friday?