"I'm the only slightly sober person here… that's a first." I smirk, looking around for an instrument. "Do you have a guitar, Alex?"
(Your missing limbs from a car crash? More like broken but if u mean lack of use Im just a torso and a head currently)
-pulls away- "Oh... wow... sorry..." -blushes in embarrassment- ( What did you realize, dear? )
(*rolls around on the floor, still laughing* SOMETHING UTTERLY HILARIOUS! ) I whistle innocently, awkwardly shuffling towards the door. "Awkward…"