dear dr. Phil

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ---TERROR---BadBoy---, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. Dear Dr. Phil, I have a question...


    When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.

    I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day down at the Bait
     
  2. wtf it cut off
     
  3. Dear Dr. Phil, I have a question...


    When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.

    I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day down at the Bait
     
  4. fuck this fucking shit I come back to forums and make a thread and te shit won't even let me post all of it.

    Let it die
     
  5. the ampersand cuts off, just write "and" instead


    jeez
     
  6. Just write it by parts then...
     
  7. Dr. Phil would tell you to finish what you started 
     
  8. When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.

    I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day down at the Bait
     
  9.  omg lmfao. Sorry garret... but this is hilarious.
     
  10. Stop herping on derps and change the and sign for David's sake, jeez
     
  11. Dear Dr. Phil, I have a question...


    When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.

    I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

    Finally, one day down at the Bait and Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner, who it turned out, loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

    As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.

    A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught its twin brother!

    So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

    Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

    What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
    Thanks,
    Barry.

    P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught.
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    Dear Barry,
    Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
    That's a nice pair of trout!

    Sincerely,

    Dr. Phil
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  13.  funny story...... Dr Phil sucks though