I understood the sarcasm but still, I didn't get a lol or haha, just a bitch slap and a good case of drowning. Even if that was sarcasm.
Awww, Anarchy, don't be so glum! Admit it. A scenario of me pushing you into a dumpster with ease in chibi form is pretty humorous... >:I *LIGHTBULB* NEROOOOOOOOO—!
Drowning too. D: You get to feel the water clogging up your lungs and violating your nose, and sometimes, if you're lucky, water gets stuck in your esophagus and you'd claw your throat to try to get it out. Unfortunately, though, only blood appears because your razor sharp nail have made a cut in that fine fine neck of yours, too bad for your beauty care. Oh! And when the seaweed that's wrapped around your neck lets go, you're already passed out, with saltwater already infiltrating your body! Did I mention that when somebody gives you CPR, chances are that the guy's a noble 89 year old man who has served in the military for most of his life and is probably a transvestite that's deprived from love due to being alerted of the fact his long lost lover got washed up in the shore of the Bermuda Triangle and has jellyfish burns all over his body?