YO MOMMA JOKES!

Now accepted. Against the ToU as insulting or offensive messages.

 

Not accepted*

 

Insulting is used pretty damn loosely neph lol.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this thread. :| bet you can't beat that 

 

Mean.

 

To momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued...
Yo momma is so fat she broke two branches off of her family tree.
To momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter

 

Yo mamma so stupid, she uses caps lock to get a lame joke across.

 

Your momma so fat I ran out if gas trying to drive around her.
Your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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Um... Who is bron insulting? I believe he just made this thread for s and giggles

 

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw *90210 was on a scale.


BOOM! 

*for those who dont know what 90210 are.... Its a T.V. Show....

 

Your mamas so Stupid she vote for Obama! BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!

 

It's just in the ToU for some weird reason.

It's the weirdest rule I've ever seen.... Lol

 

Ummm....

Yoda's momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!

Cuz yoda's not real. So it's not insulting anyone 

 

Radically you stole the one I was about to put... So I put...

Yo mommas so fat, when she steps on a scale it says "no livestock"

Yo mommas so fat, she broke a branch in your family tree

 

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped out of the window, she got stuck in the air!

My momma so stupid, she gave birth to a boy with the attention span of - oh look, chairs! Butterflies! Sponges!