------ "Do you have pets, Chloe? Specifically a rock?" GASP. HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING THROUGH MY RECORDS, WOMAN?! And by the way, it was homicide. Not murder. THE DAMNED BASTARD KILLED MY PET ROCK. D: Smiley. Smiley. Poor smiley. The stone with such a smooth texture and makes a crunchy sound everytime I bite into the juicy pebble. e.e That's why he has a scar running down his left eye. ;u; As I was saying, Smiley was my companion for... Three hours. I picked him up during class when a random idiot threw it through the window. Landed on my teacher's desk. :0 There was a note attached. I'm pretty sure it said, "Take care of my baby", not "I have your student, Jeff." Right? D: I mean, look! The pebble even had an eyepatch! It's harmless! Don't blame the innocent! D: We had LOTS OF FUN. We harassed incorrigible noobs. Ah. Teamwork. We hid in bushes with red paint smeared against our cheeks. Oh! And a straw inbetween my lips. Smiley was in there, and when a person walked by, I shot them. :3 Like a tranquilizer. LOOK, MA, WE'RE CANNIBALS! I HAVE TASTY KID MEAT IN MY BACKPACK. We were gathering unconscious humans like any other schizophrenic guy would do until somebody stepped on Smiley. ;n; OH GOD, THE FLESH, THE GREY ROCK FLESH SCATTERED AROUND US. I had to avenge it. I had to. It was... an accident. I was posessed! POSESSED, I TELL YOU. By instinct, I ripped off a branch and chased him around campus, sticking him where the sun don't shine. Oh, and I DID get carried away and shot him in the eye with a gun... ... Probably the reason why I'm writing behind bars... ----- The "don't" was intentional. Incorrect grammar, whatever. EXTRA RANT! ----- I had a normal question asked by my lovely soon to be food friend, Hatsune__Miku. "Do you draw manga, Chloe?" In fact, I do. Here's the picture I promised! Thar. ----- Tuesdays and Fridays... If you enjoy these pathetic rants. .-.
Thanks. XD I drew it with a number three pencil. ._. Since one was the worst, and second supposedly the "best", I decided to use Raven's one with the hairy chest. Hmmm. >:I Winning is so mediocre, anyway. ;u; Watchingfromthesidelinesisbest
Lol. My pet rock is called Bruise. Cause if you make me piss I'm gunna throw Bruise at you and you will sure as **** get a bruise. Ahh. The time when I had sense.
I love your drawing!Kawaii! Here's the one I promised. http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd3 ... %5B/IMG%5D
you draw really good, the both of you I shall silently attempt to draw as good as you guys > it's on! *draws fiercely* (5 hours later I have a piece of paper with a large hole in the middle* Done! Isnt it beautiful? >_< I get competitive when it comes to these things AND CHLOE! I used to have a pet rock named ChiChi-Chan and it was disguised as a turtle but it ran away and I found it across the street a year later true story Then ChiChi-Chan ran away again, or he got picked up by a mysterious white van, I'm not really sure what happened to him >.>
I had a pet rock named rock until my friend flung him at my head and I bled for several hours. He was so upset he ran away.