This was an extremely blunt question asked by my friend a few days ago. Let me explain. People can me random and absurd questions, and I'll make a classic rant thread about it. No worries... It won't get TOO high in here. :> ------ "What do you think about Spongebob?" The guy with the huge eyes who smokes seaweed with his friend Patrick? :0 "Not... Exac—" OMG, I WANT TO WEAR HIS BOXERS. : D SQUARE. PANTS. THEY'RE HOLY RAINBOWLICIOUS SQUARE. PANTS. SQUARE. HIS BUTTOCKS MUST BE SHAPED LIKE A BOX!! OMG, BOXY. BOXY IS SMEXI. *Whilst drowning in this... euhphoria of squares...* OMG FUCK YEAH. HE DRIPS PHEROMONES, PEOPLE. PHEROMONES. *... Not... What... Wha—* "... What about Squidward?" Oh. You mean the octopus thingy with the drooping nose that looks like a— "NO. I MEAN YES." Let's see... He's ugly. He's... Fat. And, his hopeless dream of becoming a dancer resembles MY dream of becoming some sort of twisted fast food worker. ;n; Ahhh... "He works in Krusty Krab as well." Lucky son of a bitch. He must be ECSTATIC, working with Spongebob. "Nope." ... Then give it. >:I I'd DIE for a position to be working next to a hot yellow square shaped stud and selling burnt hamburgers to fish people. Ahhhhhhhh.... "... Plankton?" Oh, the supposed evil masterminded midget who's always trying to find out how to make a damn hamburger? Isn't it easy? Bun, tomato, lettuce, cucumber, patty, tomato, bun. Bottom to top, people. As if it's hard enough... "... Opinion?" He's stupid. Even if he's desperate and created a computer wife who apparently wishes to be shut off forever than to make holographic meatloaf for him, he's stupid. A patty. A damn, patty. Is it that confusing, pops? "What about Krabs?" The old hoodlum with a daughter who's a whale? One. Word. Adopted. I'm surprised the whale of a daughter hasn't crushed him yet. He shouldn't be lounging around, tricking kids and being a damn cheapstake, I'm also surprised that Spongebob and Squidward have a salary. "Patrick?" ... He looks like an icecream cone. D: It's funny how he and Spongey go on guy dates to catch jellyfish as they're oblivious to the fact electricity can kill them. I mean, they're under water for God sake! Creating a fire is one thing, but I'm surprised they're not dead yet. Ah well. BROMANCE. I wonder why Spongebob hasn't— "OKAY, OKAY, WE GET IT. THANKS." ----- My obsession with the show from when I was 7 still haunts me now.
I almost forgot. .-. Let's just say that she doesn't need an airbag if she ever gets a car crash... e.e
This may be my favorite rant yet. I absolutely hate pants and often refuse to wear them. ;n; But! If they were SQUARE pants ..... I'd totally wear them And make burgers everyday. top to bottom. And start calling Chloe "chlopatrick". I love you. That is all.