TODAY'S NEWS Master Chef Mira Celebrates 18th Birthday Today Bugsy Sighted with a Different Bunny! Master Chef Mira Celebrates 18th Birthday Today Mira, recent winner of PIMD Master Chef, is celebrating her 18th birthday today. She has made herself a household name by her ability to make all in Ordo Club Chat hungry while she shares her recipe stories. Pisay, one of her friends in Ordo, says, "I like her cookies...her undying love for Alex, of course.. and she's funny." Another friend, Mamhee, says she treats Mira as a sister. Her message is "Ordo was really lucky to have you... hope to know you better... if in case you need help, dont hesitate to tell it to anyone from Ordo family." Happy birthday, Mira! Keep making us hungry! Bugsy Sighted with a Different Bunny! Bugsy was seen exchanging kisses with another bunny yesterday morning. This development raises a new question for his loyal fans - is Bugsy involved in a relationship? Bugsy immediately clarified this in a press conference a few hours after. "We're just friends," said Bugsy. His manager, the pretty Myst, also added, "Under his contract, Bugsy cannot date. He can exchange innocent kisses but that's it." Lola is noticeably absent in the press event. Want to be featured? Send a snail mail to the editor at XOXO, PO Box 57444. Want to be a writer? Then write!
TODAY'S NEWS New Superheroes in Town Lady M filed a missing person report at campus yesterday - Guy M is missing and cannot be found anywhere. The police responded immediately but was unsuccessful. Lady M was in despair when there came a pair of superheroes - Superman and Supergirl - who eventually found Guy M. Guy M, apparently, was hiding from his mom. The reasons were not revealed. During the confusion, Superman and Supergirl flew away holding hands to the sky. The mystery of their identity will be revealed some other time.
TODAY'S NEWS The Queen is No More... Long Live the Empress! Now Film Coming Soon: Snowy and Rocky The Queen is No More... Long Live the Empress! The town is agog with news of the new royalty in town who replaced the the queen of Ordo. -Imperatrice-, lovingly called Imp by her friends, is a lovely lady who is now taking the campus by storm. She has been sighted in two wars already within 24 hours. There is no doubt, the new empress is here to stay. The question though is - are we expecting to see an emperor by her side soon? Let's wait and see. New Film Coming Soon: Snowy and Rocky A new film - Snowy and Rocky - is being filmed in campus. This is the much awaited comeback of Bugsy who took a break from his series with Lola. Snowy and Rocky is a story of two bunnies exchanging love letters across different states. Snowy's character is a sweet, popular bunny while Rocky is the elusive bachelor bunny who is set on his freedom. Will there be a happy ending? Will more characters be part of the film? Manager Myst gave her Mona Lisa smile and would not comment. The previews are available on the billboards (aka walls).
I heard that another missing report is filed again In other news, Ordo's resident maid became stronger but is still recuperating from a broken heart in Surgo. Reasons for the broken heart are unknown, but his status is shouting out for people to tell him the 3 magical words Long Live the Empress