SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Goldialocks, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. If it were only that easy.


    Getting drunk and then stumbling over to the nurse's office and getting your tetanus shot without feeling anything would be marvelous.

    Unfortunately for me, a certain area on my arm swelled at the size of a ping pong ball, and when I poked it, it felt like a million kunai were stuck inside that certain spot.

    Yeah. It was "normal".


    Enough about me complaining, and enough of you sprouting bullshit about wanting to kill yourself because I made a thread, you'll get your revenge when you read on.

    Now...

    WHO WANTS TO SEE MY REPORT CARD?!

    *cough*

    "I do! I do! Ooh! Ooh! Oooooohhhh!! START WITH MANDARIN! A LITTLE ASIAN LIKE YOU WILL DEFINITELY PASS!"

    Is B- appropriate?

    "... Yunopass?"

    Because. I'm a lazy procrastinating good for nothing sloth that won't move its ass to even go pick up a pencil and write.

    "... English?"

    A-. If only my teacher would've read my grotesque parody of Little Red Riding hood when she met the wolf... Ahhh. Not only was it descriptive, I'm definitely sure that he'll run into the bathroom and vomit.

    Isn't gore wonderful?

    "... Social Studies?"

    A-. A. MINUS. LAST TERM, IT WAS STUDYING ABOUT MAPS AND CRAP. I GOT A, AND I SKIPPED PROJECTS. And this. Politics. I do ALL the projects and extra work. e.e

    This... Is...—

    "SCIENCE?! YOU MUST'VE GOT GOOD MARKS."

    You're a horrible listener. ;n;

    Woman. Me, and flight. We're not BFFLs. Far from that. D:

    Nonetheless, C-. I don't look like I've got pectoral muscles and a set of feathered wings.

    "... Art... Music?"

    A plus. It was mediocre.

    "... P.E.?"

    Try running in a wasteland with acid rain, with a sprained ankle and bruised knee for ten laps. I got B-.

    "You make it sound like hell."

    For a non athletic bibliphile such as myself, do you really think the gymnasium is my ideal place for a hotspot?

    "... Trick question? D:"

    ...

    "Math?"

    B-.

    "... No rant?"

    I don't want to get the teacher fired with my many many many words.

    "... History? D:"

    We don't have that.

    "Computers?"

    We don't have that. Anymore.

    "... Extra—"

    NO. I DON'T DO CLUBS. I NEARLY BURNED THE OVEN FROM POTTERY CLASS. NO.

    -----

    There you have it.

    Aren't you proud of me?! *getsstonedtodeath*

    I'll take that as a no.

    And if you're wondering about that Little Red Riding hood piece, I don't think PiMD will appreciate me rotting your minds with foul sceneries such as having a young girl's head be tethered.

    Sick? I know. I was bored. Five hours of freedom with no phone and no laptop. Meh.

    Anyway, feel free to bombard me with questions.


    No hate. I'm not complaining, really. I was awaiting for the results of this term.

    Meh. It was decent.
     
  2. Chloe, this rant is amazing. 
     
  3. 
     
  4. I gave up Additional Maths for Arts. It was well worth the decision made. 
     
  5. .-. I have a fear of shots. and clowns._.
     
  6. Lame.

    Very blunt. Does it describe anything? Nope. Frankly, I don't need your opinion, and if it's lame, why would you bother reading and posting?

    It's not only hypocritical, it only proves that you're being immature.

    Ahhh.. How out society is slowly falling off a cliff and is pummeling downwards to hell.
     
  7. I love you.
     
  8. I LOVE YOU TOO, OLIVIA<3
     
  9. I have like a C in everything 
     
  10.  Wow, Olivia how do you do it.

    She's so calm around you  No rant
     
  11. That's because Olivia feeds me cupcakes if I'm a good girl. .-.
     
  12.  Olivia gimme some of those cupcakes 

    Need to controle her in pal 
     
  13. Too bad.


    Only Olivia can wield the mitten of holy cupcakery.
     
  14. :'D I'm proud of you Blizzy!  =0 it's better grades than mine!
     
  15. Nah. D:

    YOU SMARTSIEZ, ANGIE<3
     
  16. =o I haz C's in every class Chloe. :mad: MISSING ASSIGNMENTS
     
  17. Ditto.

    I'm disorganized and missing the assignments on purpose. 

    Procrastination to the max. >:O
     
  18. This was a extremely boring/lame thread from a over dramatic. By observing your characteristics from the way you act on this game, it is clear that you have either been abused in the past or suffer from anxiety which makes you act like a looney.