great quotes of the day

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012.

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  1. Uhh, on second thoughts you probably don't know me but I know you. My name was, back in Jan 2011 Fletcher-Renn
     
    #21 -Fletch-, Mar 9, 2012
  2. No you havent 

    You have the 7 days active award
     
    #22 VladimirPutin, Mar 9, 2012
  3. I don't :/ if I remember you I'll message you
     
    #23 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  4. Hey Leo second account so stop thinking I'm a newb I know more then it looks like
     
    #24 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  5. Old account name please :)
     
    #25 VladimirPutin, Mar 9, 2012
  6. Next quote

    Playing words with friends, my girl friend said "if You (meaning me) win this game she will give me a 30 minute blow Job." I thought i wont last 30 minutes and I asked her "can I have roll over minutes?"
     
    #26 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  7. Ninjapuppy is deleted but if you go to best of forums I posted in there
     
    #27 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  8. Military life in best of and 9th page
     
    #28 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  9. Fine then, I shalt go. But remember, I shall be watching through the bushes.
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    #29 Buddy100and1, Mar 9, 2012
  10. Puppy
    Your main joined
    Mon,Dec 27,2010 9:28Pm :)
     
    #30 VladimirPutin, Mar 9, 2012
  11. Ok I was of by one day my bad lol
     
    #31 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  12. If the devil punishes bad people, wouldn't that make him a good person?
     
    #32 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  13. Copy...
     
    #33 VladimirPutin, Mar 9, 2012
  14. Copy?
     
    #34 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  15. Somebody posted that o_O
     
    #35 VladimirPutin, Mar 9, 2012
  16. Really? Son of a bitch now I need a new one
     
    #36 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  17. I've got one.

    God creates whole world from nothing... Needs rib from Adam to make eve

    God floods people to remind us that we still live in a world of sin..... Usually in low lying areas during the rainy season.

    Causes tornado that kills 200 people..... Find one baby alive, god is merciful.


    Some religion jokes  don't be offended
     
    #37 -AC-blockey-, Mar 9, 2012
  18. Actually that was 3.... Oh well
     
    #38 -AC-blockey-, Mar 9, 2012
  19. Nice blocky but I still mad someone already posted the one I put
     
    #39 ninja_puppy, Mar 9, 2012
  20. Dos Equis ones now 

    I don't always stop to let you merge in front of me, but when I do, you better fucking wave
     
    #40 -AC-blockey-, Mar 9, 2012
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