The Antiguide

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Have you been called a noob, an annoying prick, a loser? Well this is the guide for you! When you first started out, you start with 0 points in the pro meter, if you are in the LB, the "Loserboard", you will get -10000000 points and must reset. Here are some do's and Don'ts


DO

1.Make a "Hi" thread. You will get 10 points.

2. Read my threads. You will reach enlightenment.

3. Make lots of threads about calling everyone a noob in an single hour. You will get 1000 points.

4. Insult Chloe and other people you see. You get 500 points.

5. Throw your iDevice into the toilet bowl. Leave it there to cool.
You will get 202047374 points.

6. Slap someone. You will get 120 points.

7. Smash your iDevice into tiny pieces.100 points per piece.

8. Say profanity, for every vulgarity, you get 69 points.

9. Call the police that you broke your phone. They will give you a nice little dangling hand-cuff. 123456780 points


10. Whack the officer, and you will be in a nice room with bars. 120484443 points per bar.

11. Send junk mail to everyone here. Infinite points.

12. Jump off a cliff! Infinite points too.


13.ADVERTISE IN CAPS IN CAMPUS , 5 MESSAGES PER 5 MINUTES IS DEFINITELY ENOUGH TO GET INFINITE POINTS.







DON'T

1.Join a clan. It makes you a weakling.

2. Be hired. You are a professional, you don't need anyone's sympathy!

3. Be nice. That makes you a weakling and you will lose 800 points.

4. Listen to anyone.Have it your way. Do everything you want! Rules are meant to be broken anyway! If you do listen to someone, you lose 5000 points.

The rest are up to my Charlie's judgement.


The solutions:

You have to reset the game till you have 0 stats.

OR


You can go to the 25th storey of a high rise building and jump off the window.




P.S. I am not responsible for anything you do. This is meant for fail entertainment purposes.

 

Bump

 

What can I say, I love helping people 

 

Thanks for getting the cat out of the bag.

 

Sure the 500 points awaits you!

 

She will just unleash hell on you.

 

Cookie...... Nom nom nom

 

But cookie....500 points. What can be better than that?

 

._. You got 69 points. Come on turn that frown upside down.