First off I want to say I didn't write this. I found it on YouTube and just felt like sharing. Secondly if you don't want spoilers don't read. Enjoy There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star! His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar! Sorcerer's Stone Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meet Ron and Hermoine. McGonnagal requires he play for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy's boy. Quirrel becomes unemployed. The Sorcerer's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore. Chamber of Secrets Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginny's gone, and Harrys in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber. Prisoner of Azkaban Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementor's come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf, the rats a man, and now the prisoner is at large. They used time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban, who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather. I don't really get it either. Goblet of Fire Harry gets put in the Triwzard tournament with dragons and mermaids. Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed! He's back! Order of the Phoenix Harry, Harry, its getting scary. Voldemorts back. Now you're a revolutionary Harry. Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school. Umbridge arrives. Dracos a tool. Kids break into the ministry. Sirius Black is dead as can be. Half-Blood Prince Split your soul. Seven parts of a whole. They're horcruxes! It's Dumbledore's end! Deathly Hallows There once was a boy named Harry, who constantly conquered death. But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath...
Buffy kills the vampires as wellI SHALL KILL JACOB I haz 1 silver bullet for him-insert evil face and laughter here-