what would u do if aliens invaded?

Ask them what took so long to get here 

 

Tell A51 club to help..

 

I'd call in reinforcements. they obviously need psychiatric help if their on earth. I just happened to find a cheap doctor for 5 cents.



.-------------------------.
| PSYCHIATRIC |
| HELP 5¢ |
|_______________|
|| .-" " " " " "--. ||
|| / \.-. ||
|| | ._, \ ||
|| \_ / ` -' '-., _/ ||
|| (_ (' _) ') \ ||
|| /| |\ ||
|| | \ __ / | ||
|| \_).,_____,/}/ ||
_||___;_--'___'/ ( ||
|\ || (__,\\ \_/-----||
||\||______________||
|||| |
|||| THE DOCTOR |
\||| IS [IN]_____ |
\|| (_____)
`|__________//||\\
//=||=\\

::I wonder what their problem is::

What it's what I would do.

 

I'd take my gun and say: "You're on my yard! It's a private property so if you don't leave NOW! I have legally the right to kill ya'll."
Then I'd call in my badass walrus to kill them 'cause he can kill everything, even Chuck Norris.

 

I call the police lol

 

Reveal to them that I am actually one of them undercover, in an amazingly believable disguise.

Thats right. 

 

Help them annihilate majority of humanity and safe only those that warrant saving

 

Maybe they got list I'd hand them the phone.

E.T phone home, phone home. E.T phone home, E.T phone home.