Welcome to... Oreo's News - Mods Galore! (8th Issue) Main PIMD News NeonWolf is retiring as a PIMD moderator. He still has his mod abilities, but has told me that they should be gone soon. We'll all miss you as a mod LilMoo and Sydrox242 are currently in the middle of a wedding war! Looks like Moo is winning .KARMA. has now become stronger than TERROR. TERROR is slowly getting weaker and weaker...what will become of it? Many people are giving out ideas the next update. Read more about this in my Editorial A huge farm war has been going on with TERROR and a couple other clubs. Read Dion43's "Latest News and Gossips" thread for more details. The "Moment of Silence" war went very well. I participated, and it went great! Neither side hit each other, resulting in that moment of silence we were looking for. Forums Report Want $10 billion (PIMD money)? Check out Ryan-the_new_guy's thread. You must create a 26-line short story about a little boy who wants to be a superhero but imagines a villain. Have you done something CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY? Post it on MASTEROFPEOPLE's thread! The Fan Fiction News is back! For all of you Fan Fictioners, this news will give you great ads, story analyses, and news on Fan Fiction. Another news thread in Fan Fiction has come! Writer's Meadow, created by SugarPlum_Princess, has farms, clubs, sports, tips on writing, and more! LordVampDracula has found a way around the "Picture thread isn't a chatting thread" rule. He has made a picture AND chatting thread! Woah! The story I would recommend this week is Day Break, by SugarPlum_Princess. It is beautifully detailed and has all of the drama you need! World News Johan Friso, the 43-year-old Dutch prince who was injured in an avalanche at an Austrian ski resort last week, has suffered brain damage. He was skiing outside the bounds of the ski resort with friends at the resort of Lech am Arlberg when he was hit by an avalanche. The prince was under the snow for a short period of time. He was wearing an electronic beacon that helped rescuers quickly find him. Two police officers were killed and six others were wounded after an attack Friday morning in northwest Pakistan. Three suicide attackers stormed a police station in Peshawar and blew themselves up after an exchange of gunfire. About 60 officers were in the station at the time of the explosion. In a change in policy, the leaders of the Syrian-backed Islamic militant group Hamas declared their support Friday for anti-government protesters in Syria. Torrential rains washed long-buried landmines onto a heavily traveled highway near Chile's border with Peru this week. No one was injured, but activists say the incident is a reminder of the risks such explosive devices pose. Egyptian presidential candidate Abdel Moneim Aboul Fotouh was carjacked and beaten late Thursday as he was returning from a conference. Aboul Fotouh was being driven on a highway when a car carrying masked gunmen intercepted him. Haitian President Michel Joseph Martelly said late Friday he had accepted the resignation of Prime Minister Garry Conille, thanking him for his service and promising to move quickly to replace him. Conille just assumed the position in October after being ratified by the country's Senate. His reasons for stepping down were not immediately clear. Sports Section The icon represents the sport. The underlined team is the winning team. Kentucky vs. Mississippi: 77-62 Harvard vs. Brown: 69-42. (Hockey) Chicago vs. Columbus: 6-1. (Hockey) Pittsburgh vs. Philadelphia: 6-4. Interviews This week, I did more than two interviews. I interviewed -Zeuss-, OliviaAnna, Spiny, and Cookie0024. Oh, Lord, they're all hilarious I asked them all the same three questions: First Question If you could change any one of your fellow mod's names, whose would you change? What would you change it to? Zeuss- DarkRose1908 = ZeussLoveSlave, Mindy = MysteriousBeauty, Spiny = TheConfused, OliviaAnna = TheCanadian, NeonWolf = TheWorkaholic, Cookie0024 = 007EstateAgent, KaiKai = I like her name :3 Lulz. OliviaAnna- Hmm. I like all our names. This is a hard one. I don't think I would change any of our names. Spiny- Hmm. Actually I wouldn't change any name I like them all just the way their names are... Well -Zeuss- could always change his name to Zeussy just because it sounds so cute! Cookie0024- I would change Mindy's name to MuffinGirl. Second Question What do you like best about being a mod? Zeuss- Beans on toast<33 OliviaAnna- Helping people, and seeing issues resolved and how happy they are after. Spiny- Hmm that's a difficult question Well, the conversations between the mods are always fun, or talking with players on campus Cookie0024- The constant inflation of my sense of self-worth derived from the pitiful hero worship on campus chat. Third Question Which two mods do you think would make the best couple? Zeuss- Mindy and Olivia you should see their convos OliviaAnna- Spiny and Rose Lotion Spiny- Haha that's a good one Well then I would say hmm all of us together make a great couple. Doesn't fit, but maybe a grouple Cookie0024- Mindy and DarkRose. Seriously, that would be phenomenal. I need to sit down or something. Tip of the Day This week's Tip Topic is... Making successful guides. In order to make a successful guide, you need to: Know your topic- If you don't know your topic, you will just blab on, not knowing what you're saying. Make it attractive- What a majority of people today look for is attractiveness. They want everything to be pretty and colorful. Use your BB Codes! Be original- Don't copy what everyone else did. Be original. Make it YOUR own work! Editorial This week's topic, as mentioned in the Main PIMD News section, is the idea of a lottery for PIMD. Some say it will ruin PIMD. Some say it will be the best thing that's ever happened. I say that we start small. Start with a small lottery, and see how it goes. If it goes well with the developers, we should start making it bigger and bigger. There's no need to jump head-first into something before we know the outcome. That is all Picture Story of the Week This is a new section of Oreo's News. Each week, I will give a "picture story", which is a couple of pictures that sort of tell a story. Here's my first one, which some of you have seen: Special Thanks A special thanks to Zeuss, Olivia, Spiny, and Cookie for being wonderful mods and making PIMD a better place Also, a special thanks to Neon, Rose, and Kai for being wonderful mods and making PIMD a better place. We'll miss you as a mod, Neon ATTENTION! In a few days, there will be a HUGE Oreo's News announcement in spirit of the upcoming 10th Issue! Stay tuned! Thanks for reading, my little Oreos