Some say it was on the 14th Some say it was on the 15th But she says it was on the 17th ..And she is always right .. And now, I present to you the love story… That lasted 9 eons… 50centuries, 3decades, 14weeks, 2days, 23hours, 5minutes, 3seconds, 2miliseconds and 0.1micromiliseconds… which ended… in.. marriage The Love Story Let me introduce to you the groom: And a long time ago, he looked like this: And now for the bride: Who previously looked like this: The fabricated love story of Deon and Kei.. starts in an ice-cream shop.. where Deon and Kei were buying their own ice-creams… Then out of nowhere… A ninja appears and slaps off Kei’s yummy double decker red color bus flavored ice-cream (however the picture may appear to you.) So Kei, distraught, starts to sniffle. Deon, comes over to Kei and comforts her by the only way he knows how- he gave her his ice-cream. (God bless his soul!) Anyways… 9 eons… 50centuries, 3decades, 14weeks, 2days, 23hours, 5minutes, 3seconds, 2miliseconds and 0.1micromiliseconds… later, Deon proposes. Deon (Groom): When I proposed to her, I wanted to make her happy. She is the best friend I have here. Lexy (Sister of Groom): How did I feel when deon proposed? – crap! my brother is getting hitched. Eco (Father of Sister of Groom): I felt touched when Deon proposed as it was, in my opinion, a wonderful moment. It required a tremendous amount of courage to pull through and Deon did well. The Union of Kei and Deon It was 9pm in US, 10am in Singapore and 2am in London when the event started (According to Kei, it was the 17th of January). Everyone was trying to get the best of everything: The hookers, the dancers, the hairy bartenders who just loved to showoff their chest hair- it was crazy! LEXY (SoG): it was 10 am here n I didn't want to miss my bro’s wedding- I was at work mah; hiding in toilet to attend wedding Mmm I think that's why I was the crazy bridesmaid During the wedding ceremony: please hurry, I was hiding in toilet!! But it was very sweet and I m touched Eco(FoSoG): The wedding went smoothly without a glitch and finally two hearts are one. I wish them a long-lasting and magical marriage and hopefully, papa gets to see his grandchildren. (I think Eco only said this because he was too occupied with the ladies… you know how grandpas get around women…[just joking eco!]) Deon
Deon and Kei: I hope that everyone enjoyed that crazy night/day. Thank you all for coming! Oh.. and Deon, you mind want to look into this: Just kidding. Now that we have reached the end of this thread… I just want to say thank you for reading this, I hope this goes down in PIMD history and as a token of appreciation, I shall give you all an invisible Oompa Loompa- Bred for you in mind (Oh yeaa.. I know you just want it to row, row, row your boat.)
I m so embarrassed I remember during the party, there was stripping, waxing of grandpa and the rest was blurry lol I think no more weddings on a weekday for me!! Difficult to play PIMD at work
Thank you Nana... The story is beautiful and perfect in every way! Deon I'm really your best friend here? That's so sweet... You're too good for me!