My second thread?! WHA-? Who gives a flying FUCK. It is... -checks invisible watch-... 11:46 PM and I am starving The only thing I've eaten today is one of those little Bush's Tender Rolls and some Pretzel Chips. SOOO!!!! I've decided to let you all in in my late night snacking techniques >:3 Totinos Pizza!!!!! Yummy Must Open... DAMMIT!! STUPID BOX!! GIVE ME MY DAMN PIZZA! XD Oven... Oven.. Oven... How do you work this damn thing?! >:< Ah Ha! Otay!! Time to wait for this mother fucking cock fucker to fucking cook >:| Ok!! Thirteen Minutes! I can DO THIS!! Yay OH... SHIT... I FORGOT TO SPEAY THAT DAMN SPRAY SHIT ON THE PAN!! Eh, Too late Anyhoo... Still counting! 12... 11... *gets bored and forgets to take picture of the Ten Minute Mark* ... 9... AHH!! It took it a second late!! WHHYYYY?!?! I FUCKING HATE MY LIIIFFFEEE!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS GOING SO WRONNGGG!!! -- Oh a Big Spoon -- 7... 6... 5?!?!??! HURRY THE HELL UP AND GIVE ME MY FUCKING PIZZA!!!! ... 4... 3... WHERE THE FUCK DID MY TWO MINUTES PICTURE GO?!?! I fucking stuck it in the oven, happy? What... I... I... I took the picture a second late... Why am I even doing this?! ... YES!! MY FUCKING PIZZA IS FUCKING DONE YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!! --- Fresh Out of The Oven --- It's. In. A. Plate! THAT MAKES IT OFFICIAL!! ----- THE ËND! ----- That's the power of Pine-Sol baby. _____ MWUAH!! A useless thread you say? I FUCKING OBJECT, BITCH! I have an extreme potty mouth at this time of the night... I like It ~Ari
My life has gone.... So.... So wrong I'm sitting on my bed watching Disney Channel... Drinking Bush's Sweet Tea... Eating Pizza... Fending my kitty off of my pizza.... DAMMIT!! GET YOUR OWN!
My cat loves pizza... And my friend's pizza! Once at a party at my place one of them left to get a soda, and my cat ate all the cheese of his pizza. We just let it eat the whole thing
LMAO!! I can't stop laughing!! And this is a very important thread. It teaches you one thing...eat during the day. If you eat late at night, you'd end up insulting your food while it's cooks, and well, the oven.
Get this... It's now 6:57 AM I somehow passed out without knowing... My half-eaten is lying in my bed... My sweet tea is on the floor... And My fucking Disney Channel stopped playing!!!! WHY?!
WOO HOO!!!! I dont what YALL are tryin' to do, but YALL are NOT gonna push my beautifully amazing thread to the second page. The institution that you would even try to infuriates my obligated mind >:| Apologise and keep talking 'bout my pizza, dammit!!!