Kris: Well... Eventful. Lauryn and I were attacked by a basilisk earlier... Lauryn: *Blushes* Shall we go to the dorms?
(okay so lily it's really funny right?! You think it's funny! Fine! I'll go kill myself, just like Kaitlin did, and I bet everyone else will find everything funny!! Right! It's really funny!!!!! Very funny!! So I'll go die, and it's even funnier!! Why don't you just tell me," Go to hell or die," then I'll die! It's so simple!!)
(kris, i left fear to get away from that kind of stuff with lily and axel, not to have lily announce it on here)