Again. Another Again, Another Round. Personally, I like Another Round. But...you take your pick. Ready for another flashing news bulletin?!?! Destiny00 and CrazyLue07 are to be married on Valentine's Day at 9:00 p.m. Eastern Time. It'll be in the same club as Aziza2 and TheOneYouWantToBe's wedding, Me and Him. The future bride and groom would be absolutely ecstatic if y'all were to attend! As is, they are requesting that certain positions be filled! As of now, the following people are needed (except for one...): - Priest: the one role that has been filled! I'm sorry if you wanted to, oh, I don't know, maybe slip everyone ecstasy in the middle of the ceremony. If you did...that's Dawn's job now. You can always take it up with her! - DJ: You can't have a wedding without a DJ! You know...the guy scratching the Bridal March Down The Aisle tape? Human/Mystical Creature who tries to promote their music by spitting some rhymes or whatnot at the reception while the attendees gather their pitchforks and torches, preparing to take you down? The person who calls all those random white doves by playing their mating call (I bet you never noticed that before, did you? ) whilst you all, the guests, throw rice aimed at the bride and groom's heads and watch the doves eat said rice out of their hair? Ouchie. - Groomsmen: Self-explanatory. You clean up the groom! Even guys need a little pampering on their special days! ...Really, you stand by the groom at the altar...and if he forgets to comb his hair in his haste to see his bride, you can casually whip out your comb and fix him up! No gender requirements. - Bridesmaids: You wait on the bride. Hand and foot. Or, you can just stand there by her at the alter and be her friend. Awwww, that's so sweet. - Wedding Crashers: You find a wedding...and then you crash it! Crash and smash! Bring your Sockem Boppers (or however they're spelled) and you just go at it! CRASH THAT WEDDING!!! Just...umm...keep it down. Don't do anything I wouldn't. I.E. Don't encourage illegal activities. As for you...who knows what I wouldn't do? - Caterers: BRING YO FOOD! GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN! I'LL SHORTEN YOUR CHAIN! Now that the woman jokes are out of the way, there was a specific request that Caterers be present at the wedding and reception! This being said, men and women can both cater the wedding and, hopefully, keep their illegal-drug-slipping-into-food to a minimum. The idea, however, never came from me. Nor did the afore mentioned drugs. I claim nothing! And you have NO PROOF! - Bartenders: Self-Explanatory. But please keep the roofie-slipping to a minimum? If too many people pass out and mysteriously disappear with a member of the opposite sex, who KNOWS what kind of reputation Azarah Weddings™ will obtain? ...On second thought, though... There! That's all that's needed! We ask that you sign up below and around, and that the wonderfully lucky bride and groom will see you at the wedding! Don't forget that Azarah Weddings™ doesn't just do weddings--we plan for a wide array of activities! Just ask! And, as always, thank you for shopping Az and know that Azarah Weddings™ is WAYYYY too long to type so often. -.- Thank you, and come again!
but if I let you borrow it, you might walk in there when I'm with him, and you never know what we might be doing! BREACER!!!!!!