Chuck Norris

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Snorlax-, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. Try to post a better joke of chuck norris then the last person
     
  2. Someone just discovered the Chuck Norris' jokes... By the way, they are not jokes. CN is that good!
     
  3. Really now i didnt know that Sherlock Holmes
     
  4.  only reason i made this post was cause all other threads are bout hating on each other,being silenced,wars,etc. so i made this to lighten up the mood
     
  5. Chuck Norris disapproves this thread
     
  6. i dont care  if you disaprove this thread
     
  7. Chuck Norris disapproves your spelling.
     
  8. just look at your spelling you should disaprove your self 
     
  9. Disapprove*



    *facepalm*
     
  10.  im out i aint goin to scoop down to your level garret or darkroseistheworstmodhere which ever name you prefer
     
  11.  peace
     
  12. Chuck Norris Won American Idol
    By using sign language
     
  13. Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer. To bad chuck norris doesn't cry.

    Jesus may be able to walk on water but chuck Norris can swim through land.

    Little kids wear superman PJ's but superman wears chuck Norris PJ's

    NASA made a bet with chuck Norris that he couldn't come into orbit without a space suite on. And till this day NASA owe chuck Norris a beer.

    When chuck Norris tells time. Time listens

    There is no evolution only a list of animals chuck Norris let's live.

    The virgun islands were called that till chuck Norris went there. Now there called the islands.
     
  14. Oh my gosh. I think I have heard enough about Chuck Norris,basically every boy in my school is obsessed with him. But I can't say I am
     
  15. I used to make Chuck Norris jokes quite a lot. Then he made an advert advocating compulsory bible education across America and now I hate him.
     
  16. I know right cookie! I hate him.