what the hell!!!

In b4 lock and 1st

 

Please get off this game if you're looking for a gf.


This is NOT, I repeat NOT a dating site. 

 

.-. This isnt a dating site, see the app name is PIMD. Not eHarmony.

 

Omfg.



Somebody. PISTOL OF JUSTICE. I REPEAT. PISTOL. OF. JUSTICE.

 

*Tosses Chloe random pistol*

 

*shoots OP*

 

*facepalm*


Damn need to say it again...


THIS IS NOT A DATING APP

 

CALM THE FUCK DOWN!


OP HAS BEEN HIT WITH THE PISTOL OF JUSTICE! HALLELUJIAH!


Oh wait. No bullets. D:


MORDICI baby! You gave me blanks!

 

NUUUUUU
*Tosses bag full of bullets on the floor*
THEY WERE JELLY BEANS!

 

AMFG NUUUUU!!


THE JELLYBEANS! THE TASTY RAINBOW FLAVORED JELLYBEANS!'


YUNOBULLET?!?!

 

*Tosses rifle, loaded* NUUUUU

 

*loads virtual rifle then shoots OP*


Meh.

 



 

Burns the OPs body

 

Not a dating site.


In before lock.

 

@ Toby: the op is always first -_-

 

Just to let everyone know having a gf on here gets you 0% closer to getting one in real life.. It doesn't help you talk to girls any easier, it doesn't make you more attractive.. It just doesn't help anything. So your best bet is to pick up a hobby, hit the gym, meet some friends, go to a party an put your phone down for a bit when you wanna get laid.

 

OH!! btw open farm on the op.

 

I'd love to be your online girlfriend babes xxx