ANTI-JOKES COMPETITION

That's not really an anti joke lol.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Run
An Irish man walked out of a bar.

 

How do you kill a blonde?

Murder is wrong, and illegal. But the best way would be to shoot or stab her

 

What'd the man say to the black lady? Hi

 

Why is this thread so dead? Coz people haven't been feeding it

 

Lol hater 

 

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because a bus hit him

 

Why'd the boy run from the bully?

I bet you would too dude. Just common sense 

 

Why did the girl fall of the swing
She had no arms
Why couldnt she get up
She had no friends

 

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.

 

Why couldn't the kid cross the road.

He had no legs.

 

What did the math problem say to the other math problem?



Math problems can't talk silly 

 

Why is Santa always associated with the words "Ho, Ho, Ho"?




He needed something to call his wife...

 

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

She's dead.

 

What do you get when you cross a bird and a cat?
A dead bird

 

Yes it is you bitch!!!

 

woah. Take a chill pill.

 

What do you call a cannibal who's late to dinner?

A dead cannibal