"Well, since you somehow managed to break my heart when I don't have one, I'll try to kill you." I look him over, arching an eyebrow at his current appearance. "Although that wouldn't be fair..."
"Are you blind? You've been crying your eyes out. Your life was barely saved a while ago... you're a wreck." I roll my eyes.
(I missed my bus so I had to walk to 30 mins school in the rain, late for class and got detention, I fell down the stairs, I hurt myself during auto class and needs stitches, My friend started a stupid rumor about me for no reason, Etc)
"Because. It takes more muscle to frown than smile." I say, tapping him on the cheek before I turn around. (SAMMIE!!!)