The Great Stories of Matt

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -N_G-TheSlenderman, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Need randomness like you never seen it before? You like true* histories making you piss yourself? Well they're coming soon! Exclusivity for the PiMD's forums, The Great Stories of Matt.

    Coming soon in the Off Topic section, only on PiMD!

    Featuring Matthuot AND Jeb The !!!!

    Buy your ticket now before there's no others left!

    Coming out on [classified]!!! The randomness will be knocking at the forum's doors! Be ready, we're coming for you. 

    *true: The stories have nothing of true stories.
     
  2. Wait what?  how much is a VIP suite ticket?
     
  3. For you... It's a starfish ;P
     
  4. I'm just kidding ya! *I like my exclamation marks * It's free for everyone!
     
  5. Hell yeah 
     
  6. I meant to hit send fist and I hit follow  oh well
     
  7. Gift* 
     
  8. SPECIALOFFER!!!!!!
    Send me a gift and participate in one or more stories! The biggest gift you send, the more stories you're in! LIMITED TIME!
     
  9. THANKS TO -AC-blockey- FOR THEIR GENEROUS DONATIONS!!!! #1 on the donators LB!
     
  10. Uh... If you're not happy just go away or Jeb the  will just kill you like he did for Chuck Norris. Jeb the  is a predator! His targets come to him.
     
  11. Just kidding! I would like your random stories!!! Tell jebb I said hello!!!
     
  12. This is the power of persuation of Jeb the ! Mind blown by this little .
     
  13. Id like to hear a lil more bout The lazy turds u were talkin bout. lol...Jeb is a cool fellow though! keep up the amazingly entertaining stories. 
     
  14. Matt, broski.

    It's Chloe. o.o
     
  15. Chloe <3 Supp sis? And Lady, the lazy turds will be apart of the first chapter. ;)
     
  16. The ceiling's up bro.


    Same with the beer. .-.
     
  17. Haha Chloe 
     
  18. The fuck is this 
     
  19. Oh my. I actually thought this was a compilation of my articles. My bad. My bad! 

    I don't understand this though, buddy. What's this thread about? 