Today, I learned the 6 feet positions and 4 arm positions for ballet. I am haven just taken a shower. I am only wearing a towel. I'm staring straight into the mirror, screaming, while practicing ballet and flexing. If you can beat this level of straight, I dare you.
I can get straighter than that walking around in pink sandals (with socks of course) with a sideways hat, a Justin bieber hairstyle, and a belt, even though my pants are around my knees.