not all blondes are dumb

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ---TERROR---BadBoy---, Feb 2, 2012.

  1. A Blonde that is not so dumb!

    A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
    L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
    The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
    declines
    And rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
    The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. “I ask you a
    Question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me, and vice-
    Versa.” Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
    The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
    Win the match, so he makes another offer. “If you don’t know the
    Answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don’t know the answer, I will
    pay you $500.”
    The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
    Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, “What’s the distance from the
    Earth to the moon?”
    The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
    Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer “What goes up a hill
    With three legs, and comes down with four?”
    The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
    Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
    Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
    Friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.
    He wakes the blonde and hands her $500
    The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
    The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
    blonde and asks,
    “Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
    The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
    to sleep.
     
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    Damn!
     
  3. I'm trippin out!! I need to offend something.

    It's not common for me to be un assholish for once in my thread
     
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    Really? All blondes aren't dumb?





     I'm blonde.
     
  5. two ppl go up with their legs tied and come down untied /:
     
  6. Thank you! I hate it when people use the term dumb blondes.
     
  7. im blonde and i solved the riddle 
     
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  9. Kitty oh god please stop I'm gonna die of laughter
     
  10. Kitty, but it said "WHAT comes up with three legs and goes down with four."


    The what makes it clear that it's singular.

    Although your logic was clever, English is such a bitch at times.
     
  11. :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Triple the laughter foo
     
  12. Bitch please.


    Brunettes have the upper hand.