The Dangers and Risks of the "Shower"

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SirJoe, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Wellfor all you people scared of clowns (and are scared of pennywise)cry me a river, build me a bridge, get a car, get over it, and go to a carnival

    Ps clownaphobia is perfectly fine
     
  2. Drowning
    The most common cause of pain in the bathtub, right?
    Threats it holds: Inability to breathe which can lead directly to death.

     
  3. drowning is fun
     
  4. That's why BUBBY never answered back..he though it was fun
     
  5. 
     
  6. Disappearance of Clothes
    Ever happened to you?
    Threats it holds: Nudity. And love, that isn't a good thing in the Winter.
     
  7. I'm afraid to take a shower now  mostly cause whatever is supporting my tub, there's a hole in it so it's kinda floppy.
     
  8. Be afraid. Very afraid.
     
  9. I wasn't scared before, but I am now!! 
     
  10. Also of you're evil, you could melt. Like the wicked witch 
     
  11. Melting
    It happens to the best of us, y'know?
    Threats it holds: A Dirty Shower. And death.
     
  12.  oh dearest I'll be super careful and never shower from now on
     
  13. Oh no. Do shower. Just stay safe.
     
  14. Weak Tub
    What if the tub was to perhaps..crash through the floor, say?
    Threats it holds: Immediate death of everyone.

    Yeah, I was building that up.
     
  15. It's funny, I take a shower, in a bath. So I can slip AND the bath can go through the floor. Hmmmm, twice as dangerous.....  LOL
     
  16. Good job Joe !!