Wellfor all you people scared of clowns (and are scared of pennywise)cry me a river, build me a bridge, get a car, get over it, and go to a carnival Ps clownaphobia is perfectly fine
Drowning The most common cause of pain in the bathtub, right? Threats it holds: Inability to breathe which can lead directly to death.
Disappearance of Clothes Ever happened to you? Threats it holds: Nudity. And love, that isn't a good thing in the Winter.
I'm afraid to take a shower now mostly cause whatever is supporting my tub, there's a hole in it so it's kinda floppy.
Weak Tub What if the tub was to perhaps..crash through the floor, say? Threats it holds: Immediate death of everyone. Yeah, I was building that up.
It's funny, I take a shower, in a bath. So I can slip AND the bath can go through the floor. Hmmmm, twice as dangerous..... LOL