I am currently on the Book of Face, arguing over whether or not every American should be given a mustang horse.
Me: If everyone was given a mustang horse, we wouldn't have a gas issue and we would have a healthier mode of transport. Other Guy: But then there would be horse poop...everywhere Random Friend: it would smell like shit tho Me: Then we'll hire somebody to pick up the poop. The poop will then be sold as fertilizer. I just solved the job crisis and opened up a new export. Other Guy: Not everyone has the money to afford food, living space, and medical expenses for the horse. It'll solve some issues and create many more other ones Me: Socializing medicine and extending it to horses would solve the issue of medical expenses for the horse. I suppose the fuel issue wouldn't be solved, the expenses needed for fuel/gasoline would just end up being replaced by hay, but that cuts the dependency on foreign oil and supports the farming industry, so I consider it a plus. Living space, that will be a problem though. Of course, there would also be increase in taxes to pay for the newly socialized medicine, which will piss off a few people, but it's better in the long run. Other Guy: If your going to mass produce a crop for transportation needs like hay, then you'll have to have A LOT of fertile land. We'd need to clear cut more trees from our rainforests to get that land, thus releasing a whole lot more CO2 into our atmosphere exaggerating the greenhouse effect and increasing Climate Change(Global Warming). Those crops wont nearly take in as much CO2 then the trees could. And since this tearing of trees will probably happen in 'poor' countries then farms there would only grow hay year round degrading the soil and causing soil erosion and displacement. So that will ultimately cause desertification and the land there would then be unusable. And also more land availability will have to be made because horses need living space, A LOT of living space, especially so that they could run around in freely and stuff Me: Horse manure would solve that since we already discussed that as source of fertilization, now then, you brought up a new issue, and I congratulate you on that. What we can do is cover the roof of every house in moss, which acts as a natural form of insulation, and we see this being used in certain neighborhoods, whether or not this will consume enough CO2 gas to override the new issue is unknown to me at the moment, but what I do know is that it will help people save money on bills. And I just want to say, this quite possibly the greatest argument ever. Land availability is where you just decimate me, I have to admit.
I know! Usually I'm like mind-blowingly apathetic. My uncle drowned two weeks ago, not a single fuck was given, simply because I did not know him. At all.
I'd say sorry... But it's meaningless to you and you don't give a **** about it... Now, however, is a different story. LUCK, CHILE!!!!!
You, of course. Chile...like child. With an e... No bus! No, no, no...you dont have any ice cream...I guess.