Azarah Weddings™ are back and better than ever with our new couple! We ask that you join us all in this wonderful time as they recite their vows to one another and pronounce their love! There may be a wedding war, although there are no definite plans for this at the moment. We will keep you updated on this and other changes that may be made to the wedding plans. DawnVelasquez and j1mb0_slice will be getting hitched on Friday, January 27th at 10 p.m., Central standard time! Because of indefinite plans and complete trust in their wedding planner and reception holder () they have left the plans up to us (me! ) This being said, all of the traditional roles absolutely must be filled! We are calling for: - Two to three Bridesmaids - Two to three Groomsmen - Maid/Matron of honor (selected by the bride) - Best man (selected by the groom) - Weeping mothers for both parties - Wedding-Crashing-Keggers - Person Objecting to Wedding - Sniper who takes Person out - Bouncers (selected by the best abdominal muscles you can present, proving your worthiness and strength ) - Boats and Ho's This will be a small event (no more than 1,000 people) but everyone is invited! Sadly, no strippers will be allowed at the reception, but we will make do. The mind can come up with so many different forms of entertainment at the reception. Speaking of receptions, some entertainment by the form of Deviants, when he is on, will hopefully be provided. If, however, he were predisposed, other entertainment shall show. Namely, boats and ho's, mostly because bitches aren't a problem. And the leftover boats and ho's (there are bound to be a few...hopefully) will be passed out as reception favors! Now, please display the happiness you feel for this lovely couple by signing up to participate in their wedding! Gifts can be sent to P.O. Boxes DawnVelasquez and j1mb0_slice. If you have any questions, contact me at Azarah Weddings™, where there is no available P.O. box or email, but we are always here for your minor concerns! Weed/Tofu shall be served at the reception! (...Tofu is made out of weed...right? That IS what supposedly makes it so tasty...no? No? ...Ah, well.) We hope you enjoy the supposed grandeur of Azarah Weddings™ and that you use us for all of your future events (like weddings...and stuffs.).
Leo. ._. no mean comments or I must ask you to leave because she told me to because I have no free will because I must bend to the whims of the bride or I shall be fired. On the bright side!!! Sniper: Cookie Monster Guy! I forgot Priest. Reverend. Whatever. We need one of those in case I'm busy.
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Leo seems like a perfect alternate entertainment source for the reception whether he shall be there or not. Onward ho!!!! Maton, would you like to participate in the party? I'm sure we could find a bridesmaids dress small enough to fit you...