WHY?? just... just why?

Sooo I'm bored an annoyed ment to spend the woke day doing homework but u people distract me 

> I blamez youss

And looking on forums now and in the past I hav seen some things that I would like to share with you just for the Lols .-.

FIRSTLY
-complaint threads-
I don't mean when people come and have a cry because they was silenced blah blah blah no  shall get to that later

No the complaint Threads I'm talking about r the ones I find amusing

FOR EXAMPLE can't remember any of the details BUT there was a thread about a week ago about how people complain about being silenced and how it's tragic that they spam forums and awwwwww D:

The funny bit is that they are complaining about how to many people complain on forums and they use the forums to complain to everyone about how to many parole complain on the forums 

I may hav said the same thing twice just then  don't judge coz I don't care and u shall waste ur time 

THIRDLY
these r very recent and are on the first page of the off topic section (I think  it's in same section as this) the ANTI-whatever threads posted by pars((forgottherestpftherusername)) anti troll and anti perv 

Sooo basically u can spam forums until those r the only ones available forever and ever (not encouraging that) but it still won't work

The pervs don't care that they are discussting if they cared then they wouldn't do it

The trolls  which I am told r not extremely ugly mythical creatures  will always be there because they don't care neither their there for the Lols like me  and some of them are Funny
-.- and some not so funny

Sooo what u has to do is SLANDER THEIR NAME IF THEY ANNOY YOU > not entirely sure what slander means but I hav seen it used in that context before 

BUT don't go looking for trolls  I mean check under the bridge an if their not there then their not home NOT HARD PEOPLES

now back to the pervs  they shall never leave there will always be pervs on pimd simply because it has a social aspect within the game and they r all idiotic morons who are only here to make life awkward and stuffs 

I mean u see them on campus

lol worst quote ever 

But fill in the sex age and contact way and u know how they say it... NOW HOW TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF WHAT THEY SAY simply picture urself in the busiest place you can think of  it's all quiet and then someone randomly screams out that they want person of this age to do this with... and then silence again  the awkward silence that can only come after something like that  try it out and get a lol

Now then  for all those who did not knotice that I skipped my second point it is because I forgot what t was so I went straight to my thrd point

Scroll back up if u don't believe me  I hope u feel stupid if u didn't notice

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(They have a team of people making free bombs )

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........ TONGUE WRESTLING )

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?!?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(that is simply unnessassary)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(seems like if she wants it u don't hav much choice without ur head)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(lucky bastards)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

18. 87% of you did not notice that I skipped the numbers 3 and 15

(and cue stupid feeling )

19. 73% of you just checked

(stupid feeling growing stronger)

20. Haters gota hate

(true that)



Hav fun with this knowlage 