Some of you might have heard about Murphy's laws, some of you might not, and some of you might hate this post Here are some of Murphy's laws... Negativity to the MAX Anything that can go wrong will go wrong If anything cannot go wrong, it will anyway Nothing is as easy as it looks Everything takes longer than you think The other line always moves faster Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening In case of doubt, make it sound convincing Just when you think things can't get any worse, they will Anything that can go wrong, has already gone wrong... You just haven't been notified The more space you have, the more junk you'll have Cheer up... The worse thing is yet to come You cannot force Murphy's law to happen and you can't use it in reverse You will find an easier way to do it after you've finished doing it The wind always blow opposite your hair do Whenever you cut your fingernails, you'll need them an hour later If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe it The road to success is always under construction Better to be a pesimist than an optimist because, when you say your glass is half empty, it will have to be refilled The must abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions Every rule has an exception except the rule of exceptions Power is taken... Not given Common sense is not so common It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them, they change again If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them Chaos always wins, because it's better organized Just because you can do something, doesn't means you should If many things can go wrong, they will go all wrong at the same time Mother nature is a bitch Every solution breeds new problems A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage The greater the value of the roof, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it You will always find something in the last place you look If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last It is never on the last place you look, it is on the first place you looked but never discovered on the first attempt After you've brought something, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper Anything you try to fix, will take longer and cost more than you thought If you fool around with a thing for a long time, you will screw it up If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over Whoever has the gold, makes the rules No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up Search for any other of Murphy's laws... If internet doesn't fails. And SMILE... Tomorrow will be worse Problem? *troll face*
Wat the hell is murphys law i didnt feel like reading the rest i stopped at the end of the 1st paragraph haha