Negativity

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *SmileyAmanda (01), Jan 19, 2012.

  1. Some of you might have heard about Murphy's laws, some of you might not, and some of you might hate this post

    Here are some of Murphy's laws... Negativity to the MAX :)

    Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
    If anything cannot go wrong, it will anyway
    Nothing is as easy as it looks
    Everything takes longer than you think
    The other line always moves faster
    Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
    In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
    Just when you think things can't get any worse, they will
    Anything that can go wrong, has already gone wrong... You just haven't been notified
    The more space you have, the more junk you'll have
    Cheer up... The worse thing is yet to come
    You cannot force Murphy's law to happen and you can't use it in reverse
    You will find an easier way to do it after you've finished doing it
    The wind always blow opposite your hair do
    Whenever you cut your fingernails, you'll need them an hour later
    If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe it
    The road to success is always under construction
    Better to be a pesimist than an optimist because, when you say your glass is half empty, it will have to be refilled
    The must abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions
    Every rule has an exception except the rule of exceptions
    Power is taken... Not given
    Common sense is not so common
    It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them, they change again
    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
    When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them
    Chaos always wins, because it's better organized
    Just because you can do something, doesn't means you should
    If many things can go wrong, they will go all wrong at the same time
    Mother nature is a bitch
    Every solution breeds new problems
    A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
    The greater the value of the roof, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it
    You will always find something in the last place you look
    If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
    It is never on the last place you look, it is on the first place you looked but never discovered on the first attempt
    After you've brought something, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
    Anything you try to fix, will take longer and cost more than you thought
    If you fool around with a thing for a long time, you will screw it up
    If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
    Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
    There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
    Whoever has the gold, makes the rules




    No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up

    Search for any other of Murphy's laws... If internet doesn't fails.

    And SMILE... Tomorrow will be worse

    Problem? *troll face*
     
  2.  This just made my night by laughing hahaha. Ty, I needed this 
     
  3. Common sense is not so common, lol
     
  4. This is so freaking fun
    GO negativity
    Say NO to SOPA
     
  5. Lol:) only SOME people get this kind of humor
     
  6. Wat the hell is murphys law i didnt feel like reading the rest i stopped at the end of the 1st paragraph haha
     
  7. Well if u take some time for reading u might know... If no thanks for bumping anyways
     
  8. Im to tired to read haha
     
  9. 

    Love it...
     
  10.  LOVE IT!!! Murphy's Laws are my credo!!!!
     
  11.  LOL 

    secil
     
  12. Murphy ftw!!! XD