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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *SoftyJosie (01), Dec 30, 2011.

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    You'd be cheating on our wife, Cookie.


    Oooohhhh~!
     
  2. *your


    The fuck? o.0
     
  3. she wants a divorce if I don't stop drinking.... 
     
  4. Sir Panchito 


    ~M
     


  5. Then stop, God.

    If she loves you, she wouldn't mind if you drank. But if you drink way too much, I get her point of view.

    If you're a hopeless alcoholic, then cut back. D:


    There's always a solution. You just gotta use your willpower. 8(
     
  6.  I'm not a hopeless alcoholic  I rarely drink... it's only because of what happened two weeks ago... (New Years Celebration... 8 bottles of vodka the whole weekend ...) 
     
  7. Oh wow. Then tell your wife she's exaggerating. The worse my dad ever did drunk when my mom and him were still married, he cheated on her. o.o


    Not that big of a deal, broski.
     
  8. ya. she just yells at me whenever I tell her she's overreacting 
     
  9. Then say this. It always stumps the other lover:

    "If ya love me, listen to me for once."

    D:

    You either recieve an awkward silence moment or a slap in da face. 83
     
  10. I've had about 368 slaps to the face in about 3 months 
     
  11. o_O


    Buy her a punching bag on your anniversary... Js...
     
  12.  she likes to slap lol.... most for no reason at all... 
     
  13. PUNCHING BAG TO THE RESCUE!


    And a lawyer who specializes in cases such as having an abusive wife. :0
     
  14. Ooo I have a crush in far too many to mention on here  
     
  15. My crush is my friend