Anyone know any funny jokes, good quotes or witty sayings? Best of those 3 categories gets a gift. Good gifts.
Yesterday was history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. That's why they call it present! Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious? Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically? Sherlock Holmes: You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion. [Watson punches him in the face] Sherlock Holmes: [to Watson] Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. Sherlock Holmes: It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not! There are also many other good quotes by Sherlock Holmes but yet if I submit more well lets put it as I will be posting the whole script of both movies as well as the books!
"I don't know what weapons World War Three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones." -A.E.
Forget about the past - You can't change it. Forget about the future - You can't predict it. Forget about the present - I didn't buy you one. Happy Birthday. I didn't want to go to work today, so I called my boss and said: "Sorry boss, can't come in today, I've got a wee cough". He replied: "You've got a wee cough?" I said: "Really? Cheers boss! I'll see you next week!"