O Eggplant dear, You are so sweet, When you are near, 'Tis quite the treat. Let not your large endowment weigh you down, Though they swollen tip be big and round, I saw ye lurking at a farm, And thought,"Oh my! What grace! What charm!" Your ripened skin, tender to the touch, Is often very much, too much! I stare until I salivate, O Eggplant! let us procreate! -Signed, The Eggplant Lover Eggplant Enthusiast, and lover of all things phallic in shape. Not responsible for Pervy thoughts and/or mental images.
I don't think the eggplant has ever or will ever be described in such a tasteful manner I love it!!
I do believe I've had the same thought while watching a Glee episode... The substitute teacher Holly Holiday was giving sex-ed.... Epic LOLZ.