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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Im-sexy-and-i-know-it-baby1234 (01), Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Hi, It's Me. (Call me Dani btw) I just would like to rant on these topics

    1. Pervs
    2. Bullies
    3. Brats
    4. Kidzbop...
    5. Idiotic people who not know grammars.

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    Numero Uno: Perverts (Pervertes)

    I would just like to say Perverts need to get a life. Here's an example of pervertality.

    Bobtheman: Hi
    Omgimsuchahotti123: Hii babes
    Bobtheman: Um wassup
    Omgimsuchahotti123: Nm just got out of da shower ;) wanna come over babe?
    Bobtheman: sure...

    So, bob goes to that conceited ___'s house, and knocks on the door. The greeter? A 50 year old guy in a bikini. Bob's expression? Running down the street and screaming bloody hell.

    Don't flirt online unless you know who it is. That my friend, is pervertality.

    Numero Dos: Bullies(translation unavailable)

    From now on I'm just gonna give examples and the moral of the example.

    Bullies are incredibly mean, and sometimes they don't realize they're hurting someone.

    Cyberbullying:
    Freako: Yo wimpy hows it goin
    LeoScience: I'm fine.
    Freako: Hehe your such a nurd go get a life
    Leoscience: ... (offline)

    Obviously, Freako, Leo had a life, you needed to get one.

    Bullying in rl:
    (Billy walks into hallway, shuffling feet, when slapped on the back by Johnny)
    Billy: Owch..
    Johnny: Man up wussy. Wussy wussy wussy!
    Billy: I prefer science scorer or something far more educational.
    Johnny: Well, I'm about to educate you in being a man!
    (johnny strikes at Billy, resulting in a crack, and teachers coming out of the classrooms)

    Bullying hurts. Don't do it.

    Numero Tres: Brats (Brates)

    Brats make a big deal of everything.

    Angelina: Haha, did you SEE Halli's jeans? Aeropostle? Soooo 3 years ago. And her jacket? Went out of style before Moses was born. (friends laugh)

    Ex. #2
    (a small bean falls off Jami's plate and onto her lap, Jami shrieks) AAAAH! EWWWWW, so nasty! Ugh, now I have to WASH it! Waaaa!

    Numero Cuatro: Kidzbop

    Kidzbop is full of 8 year olds with the voices of 5 year olds that just so happen to be totally horrible but for some reason their label is evil so they put them on every commercial known to man.

    Numero Cinco: People who not know grammarz!

    Let me just say, it'd make me happy if no one talked like this outside of texts:

    Ey wnt 2 go grb a brgr l8r bbe?

    But sadly, some idiots do that 24/7.

    3 words: LEARN TO SPELL.
    2 words: LEARN GRAMMAR.

    That's all I gotta say for these 5 topics. No haters. Kbye

    -Rant over. Shutting down-
     
  2. Nice thread 
     
  3. This is... Helpful... Sadly...
     
  4. I'm going to sleep now, bump it every hour, and my story every 30 min.

    Night 
     
  5. Night Dani 
     
  6. I like how My name is I'n this -.-

    Leo with a science At the end 
     
  7. I hate kidzbobs! They always annoy me while in xbox live -.-