 pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shan, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. PANERA BREAD!!!!


    Hell Yes.

    ~Ari

    PS. I'm positive PANERA Bread knows me by name. 
     
    #21 TMI-CandyCornerDoll, Jan 8, 2012
  2. They used to know me.

    Until creeper would creep on me.

    And then I stopped going.
     
    #22 shan, Jan 8, 2012
  3. Lmao
    Gozi. With your aussie accent no wonder boop fell for you 


    But another thing, I'm 17 so need for pickup lines has not shown itself much.

    Teenagers just go by looks  But i am charming  I say the truth, not being full of myself.
     
    #23 _lllMrA-HerArmorlll_, Jan 8, 2012
  4. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow, shall I call you or just nudge you?
     
    #24 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  5. Lol I've had the same BF for almost 4 years. Anniversary is on Friday the 13th. Weirdddddd.


    He never used pick up lines. Lol. But he got me :)
     
    #25 shan, Jan 8, 2012
  6. People call me Gozi, but you can call me tonight
     
    #26 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  7.  Sure ill take boop out. What time should i pick her up? 
     
    #27 _lllMrA-HerArmorlll_, Jan 8, 2012
  8. Seriously Gozi. These are awesome.
     
    #28 shan, Jan 8, 2012
  9. Excuse me do you have any raisins? [no] How bout a date?
     
    #29 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  10. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.


    Want to try an Aussie kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.

    
     
    #30 ZEN-TROLL-, Jan 8, 2012
  11. Gozi, nice website your using
     
    #31 ZEN-TROLL-, Jan 8, 2012
  12. Actually these are ones I remember
     
    #32 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  13. I like them :p
     
    #33 shan, Jan 8, 2012
  14. Ever tripped over a tree? [no] how bout a root?
     
    #34 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  15. Omg, I almost forgot that one. Haha
     
    #35 ZEN-TROLL-, Jan 8, 2012
  16. Hahahah
     
    #36 shan, Jan 8, 2012
  17. I've got the F, the C, and the K, now all I need is U
     
    #37 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
  18. To a stranger:
    [naughty f word] me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
     
    #38 ZEN-TROLL-, Jan 8, 2012
  19. Excuse me can u help me catch my dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel across the street

    Best one ever
     
    #39 Amplified, Jan 8, 2012
  20. Hey! Wanna play war? [WHAT?] Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the **** outta me!
     
    #40 esBOXER, Jan 8, 2012
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