 pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shan, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. So, I'm just going to admit it. I am a huge fan of pick up lines. Like, seriously. I'm pretty sure if I were sitting in a bar and some guy used the cheesiest pick up line, I'd probably go home with him..................



    In mind, and write in my journal about it. Seriously, I don't do that 

    Anyway, you know any good pick up lines?  feel free to post here.

    Really good pick up lines will get you gifts 
     
  2. Who needs pick up lines 
     
  3. Do you come here often? Haha I say that line to my friend! But if the answer is only on Monday's and Thursday's then you just got friend zoned
     
  4. Someone had to explain that one to me. Because I didn't get it 

    I got one..
    "did you just fart? Because you just blew me away."
     
  5. Jakey, really attractive people don't need them. Maybe like you? 

    Pick up lines are awesome 
     
  6. I said to my Girlfriend:

    Then she said:

    This is in real life and I've been going out with her for 2 Years now :3 
     
  7. Lulz that's not even a pick up line. It's just you being sweet lol. :)
     
  8.  Am I good looking? 

    Pick up lines are useless if you don't know what to say afterwards. Unless in situationd where people are wasted then a little push is all they need.

    Knowing how to get a girl interested is more important than how to get her attention just to lose it as fast as you got it.


     
  9. I know, just though id share with you :3
     
  10. Lemme see you get high, then go low. Now won't you drop that thing down to the floor? I'm here for one night, how far would you go? I wanna see you work out for me, work out for me.







    Your mind as just been blown by the amazing length and agility of my pick up line. 

    ~Ari
     
  11. Lolol I don't think she's wanting the usefulness of pickup lines, even though it varies...




    I asked for a sexy beast for my birthday, so don't get worried if you end up with a bow on your head at my house tomorrow night. 



    Except that was originally for Christmas...
     
  12. That song? Take me home now line right there!!! 
     
  13. It's cute, milkshake.


    I dunno Jakey, I've never seen you. I was just saying some attractive people may not have to use them. Lulz.

    Personally, I don't take pick up lines seriously, and I only like them for a good laugh. Most are really dorky and the only guys who use them on me tend to be really really... Well, strange to say the least. One time this guy tried to get my number by saying:
    "I'd ask you for your number but I fear I won't get it because if you're drinking a cold drink like this on a day that's as cold as this one, you're probably really cold hearted."

    I was like, what the hell bro?
    Needless to say, he did not get my number...
     
  14. Well true, nice looking guys just need a lesson on how to charm and voila

    Girls magnets
     
  15. Lol some guys are very smooth.

    I just like a bit of a chuckle at pick up lines.
     
  16. And that same guy asked me for my number the next week.








    Through a drive thru.





    At a Panera Bread -_-
     
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    He shouldve tried harder
     
  18. Today's word of the day is legs, now lets go back to your place and spread the word.. Lmao
     
  19. That one is one of my favorites hahah