Wanted Girlfriend

You need a life 

 

Get a life, this isn't a dating network.

Fail



~Ari~

 

I'll be your girlfriend!!




































But there are some things you need to know about me.

1. I live with my mom in the ATTIC.
2. My real name is Merle.
3. I have a urinary disorder so that I pee without knowing.
4. When I sext, it means you have to marry me.
5. I've been growing my pubes out, so for fun, you can braid them.
6. I may be 47 and a half, but I'm still as flexible as I was 30 years ago.

Ok, so baby, when should we elope? 

~Ari

 

lmao.

 

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That was a win 

 

#5 xD

 

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Jess, you made me spit my grape juice outta my nose. Thanks.


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Ari succeeds



Btw hi Jess yup I know that green heart...

 

xD 

 

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Ain't I awesome? 

Oh! And I is no Jess. Your going to confuse people 


~Ari

 

Jess, I love you.

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I gotta SS this to Micky. BRB. 

 

Ss?

Your in touch with Micky?

I'm gonna fuck you up Chloe! 

~Ari

 

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Hey, Micky has Pal. She went active once rofl. No harm in sending her hilarious things. 

Now, if you excuse me, I will call the school and tell them I have a headache and go skateboarding. 

 

Come an Get Me Mods.

I is threatening Chloe to an extent ^-^

~Ari

 

I forgot her Pal...

~Ari

 

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About five months and you haven't changed. 


I'm not scared. You can't swim to the other side of the world. I have samuraiand ninja to protect me in my bamboo castle. 

 

Duhr.


I sent a friend request to your SaLt account, sadly I've been waiting for weeks.


Now I'm missing my invitation to go skateboarding. BBL. :L

 

Well I have Panda's that I can SPANK!!!

~Ari